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#1
No friends n ur lyf is wasted,
No salt n ur food is wasted,
No story n a movie is wasted,
No sms frm me n ur fone is wasted.


#2
Smilin is d 2nd best thing u can do wit ur lips, ofcourse u no d 1st.? Stop thinkin weirdly.. its keepin ur mouth shut.. =P


#3
Another name for
1. Partner
2. Lover
3. Husband
4. Ex

Simple
1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Lifetime
4. Coinbox


#4
Man lost on a island.
Decyds to make a boat.
Afta a girl cumz along he makes a bed instead.
Moral: Girls r very influential on men.


#5
Cheatin in exams is d best exercise 4ur reflexes

Eyes roll
Ears bcum sensitive
Neck stretches
Hand copies
Feet kicks


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