#1
What's the definition of a real loser?

A guy who has a wet dream and gets HIV.

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#2
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??

A. A submarine.

Sent by sam

Rating: 1.42 1 2 3 4 5

#3
How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

Rating: 4.33 1 2 3 4 5

#4
A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

Rating: 1.81 1 2 3 4 5

#5
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for a soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, "Ma'am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of 'original sin'?" The hooker replied, "Well, maybe and maybe not. But if it's "really" original, it'll cost you an extra $20."

Rating: 2.14 1 2 3 4 5